He Wears Short-Shorts?

Some fashion blogs are touting men's short-shorts for summer 2012 (in fluorescent colors, garish patterns and flowing material, no less), but 99 percent of the male population should stick with the basics.

Khaki shorts are the little black dress of the male summer wardrobe. They go with everything, they're appropriate for just about any occasion and every guy has at least five pairs of them. Boring? Yes, but it makes your life so much easier -- you can basically get dressed with your eyes closed. Just pull out any pair of shorts and a T-shirt and chances are it'll match. You're good to go.