To be fair, the strapless silk Monique Lhuillier gown Britney wore to exchange vows with Kevin Federline in September 2004 was simple and elegant -- we might even call it demure. But why, oh why, didn't she just keep it on for the reception? For that, Brit wore another Monique Lhuillier creation, but this one was a body-hugging, lace micro-mini dress. Actually, nano-mini might be a better description. While the too-tight-to-breathe fit of the bodice and the too-short-to-sit length can't possibly have been comfortable to wear, the dress is even more uncomfortable to look at, especially when we're treated to images of K-Fed removing Britney's garter with his teeth. At least the garter was easy to get to, since it's a good 6 inches below the hemline.