Crocs are yet another unsightly item of clothing whose wearers constantly invoke the "but they're so comfortable!" defense to justify their glaring lack of all fashion sense. OK, yes -- they might be comfy. But that doesn't mean you have to wear them. Go ahead, put Crocs on your kids, but mark our words: If you slip on a pair of these odd, perforated foam clogs, you're going to look like a giant Oompa Loompa. Might as well complete the look with orange skin, a green wig and white overalls.
And speaking of overalls ...