Your Baby Looks Like a Little Monkey
OK, so the well-meaning stranger is referring to those adorable capuchin monkeys and not baboon babies -- right? But still! If you've ever seen an ugly baby (and you probably have) the last thing you want is for someone to suggest your newborn is less than perfection. He's gorgeous -- right now -- this minute. Even if it's good to know he'll grow into his ears, out of his double chin and away from that lopsided but adorable squint, an insult is an insult.