"You'll Never Sleep Again."
We get it. Babies don't sleep all night. Still, we're not quite ready to hear all about the reality of your child's early days, what with you never sleeping and all. This is one time when it's fine (even admirable) to sugarcoat it.
So, the next time you're tempted to share a few tales about not sleeping through the night until after your child's third birthday, don't. We'll figure it out soon, enough. And, if we happen to birth a snoozer, one who sleeps a blissful midnight-to-6 shift, we promise to keep it to ourselves, too. We'd hate to be the source of a little parenting envy.