"Was It a Surprise?"
There are plenty of surprises during pregnancy and delivery, such as suddenly wearing a larger shoe size or becoming a first-time acne sufferer. Even if the pregnancy itself was a bit of a shock, we're not prepared to discuss it with you, so stop asking whether it was planned.
The next time you ask a pregnant woman whether her baby-to-be is the result of carefully mitigated circumstances, take our advice: Just don't. Unless you'd like to be on the receiving end of a carefully culled comeback, like, "I see you've gained a little weight. Was that planned, too?"