If you're a mom, you've probably spent long nights struggling not to fall asleep on your feet as you attempt to soothe a crying baby who, no matter what you try, seems to want the one thing you haven't thought of.
An effective, accurate cry translator would do wonders for the daze that is early parenthood. Food? Diaper? A good long snuggle?
The ideal translator would have multiple settings to grow with the child, eventually translating teenage vernacular into what old and uncool people can understand.
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