Do you and your man celebrate your birthdays at Chuck E. Cheese? Do you enjoy those "Rock Band" video games just a little too much? Just because you're technically adults doesn't mean you can't enjoy a honeymoon meant for kids at heart. There certainly is no shortage of theme parks to choose from, plus they tend to be grouped closely together, allowing you to visit several in one fell swoop.
Orlando probably offers the most bang for your buck, with all of Walt Disney World's many offerings, including Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Animal Kingdom and Hollywood Studios. Throw in a couple of Disney water parks (Blizzard Beach and Typhoon Lagoon), as well as nearby Sea World, Universal Studios Florida and The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, and you easily have at least a week's worth of entertainment for the fun-loving newlywed couple.
Hitting up some theme parks is an ideal option for couples with children who want to start the family bonding process right away. If privacy is a concern, you can always look into renting a suite with multiple rooms or even a property located near the parks.